Why are astronauts successful people?

Because they always go up in the world!

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.