What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.