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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo