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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...