What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.