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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.