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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.