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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.