What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Substance Jokes More Substance Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.