What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.