Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!