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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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Cold turkey

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!