Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.