Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny Batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.