Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny Batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Inspiration Jokes More Inspiration Jokes

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Little Seizure Jokes More Little Seizure Jokes

Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.