Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny Batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Wayne Jokes More Wayne Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Inspiration Jokes More Inspiration Jokes

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Code Jokes More Code Jokes

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.