Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny Batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

Code Jokes More Code Jokes

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Masterbate Jokes More Masterbate Jokes

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.