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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)