What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.