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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.