A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
Zero. Somebody already did it.
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.
A Neckromancer
A elevator can raise a kid
He nuts and bolts.
