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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.