What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!