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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.