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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.