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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt