What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts