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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.