What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

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What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.