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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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The Master Baiter.

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He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.