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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.