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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.