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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Safe Word Jokes More Safe Word Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.