He forgot the safe word.
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Yesterday
Because all the other days are week days.
Jesus died on the cross
A humburger.
Jesus
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He got hurt from harmful rays
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
He forgot his safe word.
