He forgot the safe word.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
Just a little before Eve
The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
Rama llama ding dongs
It was stuck to the chicken.
I am bread.
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Uh, me so sorry.
He forgot the safe word
