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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."