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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.