Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word