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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Safe Word Jokes More Safe Word Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.