Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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He had a *lovely finish*.

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Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Me! That hurts!

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word