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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Safe Word Jokes More Safe Word Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.