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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side