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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)