Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side