Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.