Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side