Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the German super hero called?

Ale-Man

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.