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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)