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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side