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Reich Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What's a statistician's favorite form of art?

Data-ism

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola