Gta Jokes

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Scold Jokes More Scold Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.