Gta Jokes

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Scold Jokes More Scold Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...