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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?