Gta Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine?

Because 7 8 9

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!