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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Scold Jokes More Scold Jokes

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.