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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs