Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!