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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas!

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.