Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.