Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA