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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs