Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA