Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA