Colleague Jokes

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

Birdy

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Headless Horseman Jokes More Headless Horseman Jokes

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.