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What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!