What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

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What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey