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What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why are blondes like corn flakes?

Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"