Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.