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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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What do older women wear?

Depends

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.