What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul