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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

What would I be wearing?

Me: Oh, you'd be there, too

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf