What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.