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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage