What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock