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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.