How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.