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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Take away their little brooms!

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What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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