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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.