How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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This club can't even handle me right now

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon