How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon