How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer