Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on