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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.