What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")