Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.