Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.