Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.