What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.