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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.