Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.