Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.