They say he made a mint.
Because I threw a microwave at him
A master-baiter
The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.
Because their entire species is extinct.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
X-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Abandonment.
It needed to get it's fill o' mint.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.