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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.