Did you hear about the guy who invented...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Lifesaver Jokes More Lifesaver Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.