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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!