Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow