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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.