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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.