Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

Accommadate I hate me for this..

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.