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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.