Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.