Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Whiteboard Jokes More Whiteboard Jokes

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.