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Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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I Love Pizza & You

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.