Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Chalk Jokes More Chalk Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Whiteboard Jokes More Whiteboard Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Blackboard Jokes More Blackboard Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land