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Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Blackboard Jokes More Blackboard Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Whiteboard Jokes More Whiteboard Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Chalk Jokes More Chalk Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out