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Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.