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Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.