Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.