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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce