Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders