Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!