What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

Previous Random Joke Next
Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head