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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

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What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.