What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.