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What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.

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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.