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What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.