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What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack