What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

Booquet Jokes More Booquet Jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!