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Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.