Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue