Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!