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Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie