Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin