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Booquet Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Birthday State of Mind

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31