How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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I chews you

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.