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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.