Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

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Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.