Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Wet.

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Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.