Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.