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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes More Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.