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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.