What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

' Sixth Sense ' Jokes More ' Sixth Sense ' Jokes

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.