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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.