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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA