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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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What is Ellen Pao's favourite piece of Malware?

Ponzi Buddy

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.