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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.