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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Because seven ten eleven!

Why is seven bigger than nine?

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Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

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