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AYE MATEY

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Hip-pop.

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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A buck an ear

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"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Beep repaired...

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.