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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY