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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch