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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

File Jokes More File Jokes

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Restart Jokes More Restart Jokes

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant