Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant