Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant