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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

File Jokes More File Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Restart Jokes More Restart Jokes

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer