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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

File Jokes More File Jokes

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Restart Jokes More Restart Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant