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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

File Jokes More File Jokes

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant