Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

File Jokes More File Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

Restart Jokes More Restart Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant