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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.