Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day