What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!