What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.