What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!